Chat Commands

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!bathTries to bathe the target$(sender) RandomList[demands that $(v1) gets in the bath;plops $(v1) in a bubble bath;throws $(v1) into a cold bath;tries to lure $(v1) into the bath tub by squeaking a rubber duck;sprays $(v1) with a hose;asks that $(v1) practices some personal hygiene]
!kissKisses the target $(sender) gave $(v1) RandomList[a sloppy wet kiss.;a peck on the cheek;a soft kiss on the forehead.;a kiss.;a kiss on the hand in an oath of loyalty.;a kiss with a bit too much tongue.;an awkward sibling kiss.;a flamboyant "mwah" on each cheek.;a passionate kiss that hushed the room.;a rushed and feverish kiss.;a kiss hot enough to melt the coldest soul.;a kiss on the neck, just hard enough to leave a mark.]
!slapSlaps the target $(sender) slapped $(v1)RandomList[.; with a fish.; into next week.; like a red-headed stepchild.; hard enough to send them flying backward.; leaving a comically detailed handprint.; hard enough their children felt it.;. They seemed kinda into it.;... again.; leaving a "you did it!" sticker.; like they were straight out of a Spanish drama;!; with a glove initiating a duel.; meekly through tears.; on the other cheek.]
!lickLicks the target$(sender) licked $(v1)RandomList[.;. It was rather lewd.;. Someone get a rag for $(v1).; and they tasted spicy.; and they tasted sweet.; and they tasted salty.; and they tasted weird.; and they tasted like raspberries.; and they tasted like chocolate.; and they tasted like carp.;... They should have asked for consent first.]
!lurkLets the streamer know you're there but not active in chat$(sender) RandomList[joined the countless eyes peering from the dark.;was willingly and temporarily consumed by Katullu.;took a temporary vow of silence.;offers moral support even while they are distracted.;]
!complimentGenerates a random compliment for the target$(v1) is a RandomList[wonderful;superb;gracious;kind;gentle;forgiving;victorious;{adjective}] RandomList[friend;companion;soul;voice;entity;potato;lost;blessing;{noun}] that emits RandomList[rainbows.;wealth.;sleep.;melodies.;warmth.;kindness.;{noun}]
!insultGenerates a random insult for the target$(v1) is a RandomList[horrible;stinky;giant;boring;timid;forgetful;vicious;{adjective}] RandomList[fiend;thing;demon;voice;entity;potato;goldfish;burden;lost;{noun}] that consumes RandomList[colors;rainbows;wealth;sleep;melodies;songs;warmth;kindness;everything;{noun}].
!murderMurders the targetRandomList[$(sender) went full yandere for $(v1), killing them both so they are together forever.;$(sender) went full psycho and killed $(v1) in the shower with a knife.;$(sender) killed $(v1) with a cheese grater;$(v1) never saw it coming when $(sender) tied them to the railroad tracks blindfolded.]
!pouncePounces on the target$(sender) pounced on $(v1)RandomList[, knocking them to the ground.;, slashing with their claws.;, aiming to kill.; but it just devolved into a tickle fight.; but they really just wanted some cuddles.;.]
!stabStabs the target $(sender) stabbed $(v1)RandomList[ while laughing manically; for being an evil entity; with a rubber chicken. It made a funny sound.;.; with a prop knife. It looked gory, but no one was hurt.; with a spork.; with a katana like the weeb they are.; with the sword $(v1) gave them.; with their pillow... how?; with the weapon $(randomuser) gave them; as $(randomuser) predicted]
!foodfightThrows food at a random target $(sender) threw RandomList[a cream pie;raspberries;a slice of pizza;an entire watermelon;mashed potatoes;something rotten;a liter of discontinued mountain dew red;marshmallows;a full mug of coffee;a handful of loose cereal;a taco;indecernable dino nuggies] RandomList[at;narrowly missing;striking the head of;which landed between $(randomuser) and;hitting $(randomuser) when they were aiming for;but it was caught and consumed by] $(randomuser)
!breakCounts the number of times something has broken on streamEveryone, this makes the $(count +1) time something has broken on stream!
!englishReminds the target to speak english$(sender) would like to remind $(v1)RandomList[ that English exists.; that you must properly annunciate English.; to speak English clearly.; that most of the chat need English to understand.]
!topReturns a % for how much of a top the target is$(v1) is Rand[0,100]% a topRandomList[, must be an off day.;... thought it would be more.;. Seems a bit high.;. Probably about right.; as has been foretold.;... $(randomuser) is still a bit more.;... $(randomuser) could never reach this level]
!bottomReturns a % for how much of a bottom the target is$(v1) is Rand[0,100]% a bottomRandomList[, must be an off day.;... thought it would be more.;. Seems a bit high.;. Probably about right.; as has been foretold.;... $(randomuser) is still more of a bottom.;... $(randomuser) would never be caught like that.]
!pillowfightPillowfights with the target$(sender) RandomList[threw a pillow at $(v1);hit $(v1) with a pillow case full of bricks;hit $(v1) with a pillow so hard they got a home run;swung and missed $(v1)]
!pokePokes the target$(sender) poked $(v1)RandomList[.; in the eye; with a foam finger.; with a vaccine so they would survive the zombie apocalypse.; with a cold severed hand... where did they get that?; on the opposite shoulder then ducked down so it looked like no one was there.; with a stick.; with something lewd.; repeatedly.; to get their attention.]
!hugHugs the target (sometimes with bad effects) $(sender) hugged $(v1)RandomList[ tight enough to make their eyes pop out.; until they fainted from lack of air.; and they hated it.;, it was weird.; with strangely sticky hands.;, It was nice.; and suddenly all the world's problems were solved.; but it was a trick and they were stabbed.;. What was that smell?;. It was warm and fuzzy.;. It was sweet enough to make death cry.; until the crying stopped.;. What are these feelings?;. Now can someone hug me?;.]
!bonkBonks the target $(sender) bonked $(v1)RandomList[ with a rubber chicken. It made a funny sound.; hard enough to knock them out.; for being a naughty critter.; with a plastic baseball bat, but it bounced back and hit them as well.;.; several times.; with a bouquet of roses. It would have been sweet if not for the thorns.; with an inflatable hammer. Hit them harder next time.; with $(randomuser)... not sure who that hurt more.]
!biteBites the target$(sender) bit $(v1)RandomList[.; hard enough to draw blood.;... $(v1) tasted funny.; thinking they were a marshmallow.; and refused to let go.; and $(v1) failed at trying not to swear.; so $(v1) bit $(sender) back.;. It was kinda lewd.; but $(v1) was poisonous, NOT VENOMOUS, and $(sender) died.;. Turns out $(sender) was venomous and $(v1) died.]
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!headpatPets the target$(sender) petted $(v1)RandomList[, messing up their hair.; a little too roughly.;. It was nice.; until they fell asleep.; like they were a small animal]
!yeetThrows the target$(v1) was thrown by $(sender) and RandomList[landed on $(randomuser);landed on the moon.;landed in the ocean.;landed hard.;landed gracefully.;landed on their head.;landed on a landmine... then everywhere.;landed in the arms of someone who loves them.;landed with a splat.;landed nowhere?;was defenstrated in the process.]
!positivitySends a pidgeon of positivity to a random chatter $(randomuser) RandomList[a pigeon has arrived for you!;a pigeon pecks at the ground in front of you.;a pigeon lands gracefully on your shoulder.] It carries the message "You are RandomList[enough;kind;a wonderful person;sweet;lovely;brave;an inspiring person;exceptional;knowledgeable;passionate;someone who deserves to forgive yourself;a great friend;someone who deserves more;creative;someone who makes me laugh;an unstoppable force of nature;improving every day;healing]" from $(sender)
!hamburgerOrders a random hamburgerOrder up $(sender)! Here is your RandomList[hamburger.;cheeseburger.;big mac. I'm loving it!;whopper.;crabby patty. Hope you're not plankton!;turkey burger.;veggie burger.; everything burger! Be careful with it!;royal with cheese;German man? I think someone mixed up your order.]
!cuddleCuddles the target$(sender) cuddled $(v1)RandomList[.; by dragging them into a mountain of squishmellows.; like a koala.; and refused to let go.;. Can someone get a crowbar?;, restraining their arms.; and is now pretending to be a blanket.; as the biggest spoon.; and demanded they be their pillow.; thus awakening the cuddle monster who cuddles everyone.]
!airjailPuts the target in airjail$(sender) put $(v1) in air jailRandomList[.;. Anyone know why?;. They can keep Kat company.; again.; for who knows how long.;. If only they'd stop biting.; because they were naughty.]
!uppiesAsks for uppies$(sender) RandomList[demanded uppies like a spoilt child.;wants uppies.;begs for uppies.;kindly requests uppies.;requests uppies.;begged for uppies and got a lift to the moon.;asked for uppies sweetly and got the cuddles they wanted.;needs uppies, can someone help them?]
!betrayBetrays the target$(sender) RandomList[falsely accuses $(v1);drops $(v1) from a cliff;stabs $(v1) in the back;frames $(v1) for murder;steals $(v1)'s lover;quietly lets $(v1) miss an important deadline]
!annoyAnnoys the target$(sender) RandomList[pokes $(v1) repeatedly;chews loudly behind $(v1);walks slowly in front of $(v1);constantly checks their phone while talking to $(v1);left the toilet seat up before $(v1) went to use it;stands too close to $(v1);left $(v1) waiting;borrowed $(v1)'s favorite movie and never returned it]
!throwThrows an item at the target $(sender) threw RandomList[a brick;a pillow;the kitchen sink;some soap;a rubber duck;Fred;Frank;Yeet;Keidakat;their computer;some goose;a train;a phonebook;a lobster;a ufo;a wedding album;the nearest object;the whole cookie jar;the book they were reading;a vending machine;pants;lotion;a pea;dinner;two slices of bread;a stop sign;a yield sign;a single sticky note; a paper plane with something written on it;a towel;themselves;a hoppou;their wallet;the literal sun] at $(v1)
!headbuttHeadbutts the target $(sender) RandomList[headbutts $(v1).;got a headache from ramming into $(v1).;headbutted $(v1)'s jaw making them bite their tounge.;tried to headbutt $(v1) but chickened out and ended up gently resting their head on their shoulder.;tried to headbutt $(v1) but missed and ended up running headfirst into a wall;tripped and face planted;gently headbutted $(v1) like a cat seeking attention;tried to headbutt $(v1) but rolled a nat 1 and nuzzled into them lovingly instead]
!spraySprays the target$(sender) RandomList[sprays $(v1) with a hose;squirts $(v1) with a spray bottle;shakes a bottle of soda before opening it towards $(v1);blasted $(v1) with a fire hose;forcefully reminded $(v1) to hydrate;takes $(v1) out with a supersoaker;catches $(v1) in the back of the head with a water gun;dumps a bucket of water on $(v1)]
!cheesePuts cheese on the target$(sender) RandomList[slapped a slice of American cheese on $(v1)'s face.;booped $(v1) with some bri.;Swiped some Swiss to cover $(v1)'s eye, forgeting it has holes.;poured nacho cheese on $(v1)'s head.;snuck stinky cheese down the back of $(v1)'s shirt.;cheesed $(v1) with cheddar.;missed the memo and made $(v1)'s life gouda.]
!imprisonTraps the target$(sender) RandomList[trapped $(v1) in a jar;caught $(v1) in a cardboard box;sent $(v1) to the dungeon;sentenced $(v1) to life in prison without parole;kept $(v1) like a fish inside a bird cage;told $(v1) a paradox catching them in their own mind;convinced $(v1) to agree to attend a formal event trapping them in society's expectations].
!sniffSniffs the target$(sender) sniffed $(v1). RandomList[..;It was awkward.;They smelled the color blue.;They smelled raspberries.;They smelled soap.;They smelled wet dog.;They smelled dumpster fire.;They smelled smores.;They smelled friendly.;They smelled problematic.]
!drinkDrinks the target$(sender) RandomList[sipped $(v1) through a crazy straw.;tasted $(v1) like a fine wine.; gulped down $(v1).;was parched enough to drink $(v1).]
!squishSquishes the target$(sender) RandomList[squished $(v1) in a tight hug.;squished $(v1)'s cheeks.;tackled $(v1) with a hug that squished them against the floor.;squished $(v1).;snuggled $(v1) close enough to squish them.;playfully pinned $(v1) against the wall with their full body.;sat on $(v1)'s lap, squishing them into the couch.]
!boopBoops the target$(sender) booped $(v1)RandomList[.; on the nose; repeatedly.; and it squeaked like a squeaky toy.; making them sneeze;!; until $(v1) tried to bite their finger.; and mimicked the sound of a doorbell.]
!giveuppiesGives the target uppies$(sender) RandomList[picked up $(v1).;coddled $(v1).;lifted $(v1) to the moon.;scooped up $(v1).;carried $(v1) princess style.;gave $(v1) uppies.;whisked $(v1) away in a hot air baloon.;scooped $(v1) up for cuddles.;put $(v1) on top of the fridge so they couldn't get back down.]
!tickleTickles the target$(sender) RandomList[tickled $(v1);brushed a feather on $(v1)'s nose making them sneeze;started a tickle fight with $(v1);ran a finger down $(v1)'s spine;gently squeezed $(v1)'s sides;scurried their fingers across $(v1)'s neck; ran a finger over the back of $(v1)'s knee]
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!containershake Shakes the target in a container $(sender) put $(v1) in RandomList[a tupperware container and shook it affectionately.;a salt shaker and found they worked perfectly as seasoning.;a kimchi jar and shook it. Now they're perfectly seasoned;a mason jar and danced around with it.;a cardboard box, shaking it before calling over Schrödinger.;a box of Christmas decorations and shook it. It sounded like something broke.;a box labeled fragile then shook it violently.]
!egg Throws an egg at the target $(sender) RandomList[threw a freshly laid egg at $(v1).; broke an egg on top of $(v1)'s head.;tossed a beautifuly decorated easter egg at $(v1).;flung a rotten egg at $(v1).;hit $(v1) with a plastic egg containing a couple euros.;dumped a carton of eggs over $(v1).;tossed a Kinder Surprise at $(v1).]
!gnaw Chews on the target $(sender) RandomList[chewed $(v1) like a chew toy.;bit $(v1) repeatedly.;tried to eat $(v1).;ripped $(v1) apart with their teeth.;harmlessly chewed on $(v1)'s shirt.;nibbled on $(v1)'s finger.;chewed on $(v1)'s ankles.;gnawed on $(v1)'s aglet.]
!judge Judges the target $(sender) judged $(v1) RandomList[guilty;innocent;guilty;innocent;unproven] of RandomList[arson;being too cute;manslaughter;murder with a spork;telling a little fib;biting;stabbing;being adorable;skipping a meal;an unsanctioned hydrate;mans laughter;making Kat dizzy;booping the Kat;bonking too hard;being too cheesey;calling Kat a car;separating Fred and Frank;failing to yeet Yeet;demanding too many uppies;withholding headpats;impersonating a top;everything;nothing;somethings;things]
!steal Steals something from the target $(sender) stole $(v1)'s RandomList[left shoe;raspberries;silly fear;insomnia;lighbulb;heart;attention. Now they have ADHD;train of thought;identity;debt;imposter syndrome;anxiety;depression;stress;burnout;chronic illnesses;procrastination;friendship;desire to cause meyhem;negative thoughts;stream key;self doubt;wallet;kitchen sink].
!kidnap Kidnaps the target $(sender) RandomList[lured $(v1) into a van;scooped $(v1) into a potato sack;snatched $(v1) and ran;add $(v1) to their hoard ;promised $(v1) candy, there wasn't any;dragged $(v1) into the shadows;added $(v1) to a zoo;pocketed $(v1)].
!sendcorner Sends the target to the corner $(sender) RandomList[put $(V1) in the corner;demanded $(v1) go in time out;punished $(v1) for their poor words;suggested $(v1) reflect on their actions;put $(v1) in time out since they were acting like a naughty child].
!feed Feeds the target $(sender) fed $(v1) RandomList[raspberries;pizza;ramen;something..;marshmellows;ice cream;chocolate cake;poison;a lie;a suspicious burger;mashed potato;soylent green;the green stuff;hunger;mac and cheese;air;not food].
!nuzzle Nuzzles the target $(sender) RandomList[nuzzled $(v1);headbutted $(v1) lovingly;rubbed their cheek on $(v1);flopped onto $(v1)'s legs;looked like they had a magnet in their head and were stuck to $(v1);bumped their head against $(v1);nuzzled $(v1) but got their hair tangled].
!purrito Wraps the target in a blanket $(sender) RandomList[cocooned $(v1) in a fuzzy blanket.;laid $(v1) on a blanket on the floor and rolled them up like a sushi roll.;got Yeet to cover $(v1) with a tight layer of webs.;restrained $(v1) in blankets.;made $(v1) a living burrito and hugged them like koala.;turned $(v1) into a worm with soft blankets for skin.;made $(v1) a purrito.]
!potato Scolds the user RandomList[No.;Nope;Absolutely not;Do you want to be timed out?;Quit terrorizing the Kat.;How dare you?;Never.]
!raspberry Gives Kat a raspberry $(sender) has made a raspberry offering, RandomList[bringing Kat's offerings to $(count +1);bringing Kat's offerings to $(count +1);bringing Kat's offerings to $(count +1);bringing Kat's offerings to $(count +1);but she ate all of them leaving $(setcounter 0) raspberries]
!smack Smacks the target a random distance $(sender) smacked $(v1) sending them RandomList[$(random 0 3);$(random 1 10);$(random 1 100);$(random 0001 9999)] RandomList[inches;feet;meters;yards;miles;centimeters;milimeters;lightyears;smoots].
!cow moos RandomList[moo;moooo~;moo?;moo.;moo moo moo moo;-stampede-]
!canihas asks for target $(sender) RandomList[Begged for;pleaded on their knees for;made puppy eyes for;threw a tantrum for;made grabby hands at;wants;asks for] $(v1)
!bellyrub gives the target belly rubs $(sender) rubbed $(v1)'s belly RandomList[and got bit.;to make the tummy ache go away.;only to have their hand clawed.;in a caring manner.;while humming a soothing tune.]